Update: Congratulations to Dimitrios Kalemis with his caption “I asked all of you to gather here today, because I have something horrendous to reveal: all our husbands have the same mistress and her name is Cortana.”

What’s going on here? We don’t know. You have to tell us, in as funny a way as possible, in order to compete for fabulous prizes ($50 Amazon voucher for the funniest comment).

Some possibilities to get you off to a roaring start:

• With the Internet of Things, I’ve just reduced the room-temperature to freezing point via my iPhone
• First the watch accessory, now the iGiganticfurcoat.
• So, I see some never do grow out of passing evernotes.
• For the 10th year running, I have won the redhat competition. Thank you all for participating.